pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

antigone-spit:

#it looks like a cereal mascot
Pfft

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.

collegehumor:

This Girl Quotes Biggie Smalls Yearbook Picture Using SCIENCE

elle-alone-on-an-island:

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

the jimmy neutron photoset is close to 400 notes now

why

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

#why blaze it when you can praise it

01335:

its a conspiracy

h0llo:

they have arrived

My Drunk Kitchen: Pizza John (x)